Negative: January 2005 Archives

Three Jimmy Dean employees talk about Jimmy Dean breakfasts.
Employee 1: "Jimmy Dean omelets are made from real eggs, 'cause that's how you make an omelet." Employee 2: "You can take a Jimmy Dean wrap anywhere, except places they don't allow Jimmy Dean wraps, and that's no-where you want to be."
Here's where it gets really disgustingly unfortunate.
Employee 3: "The eggs come from real chickens, the cheese comes from real cows, and the sausage comes from Jimmy Dean."

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