It looks like one slipped by the sane people at the SciFi channel. (Link is to a large Quicktime movie - if you'd like a more generic link so you can pick your size, go here and click on one of the sizes under "Balloon Dog".)
My... bleeding... freaking... eyes....
*claws*
Entertainment: July 2005 Archives
With all of the movies of geeky hotness this summer (you know, Mr. & Mrs. Smith (seen), Batman Begins (seen), Fantastic Four (seen), The Island, Skeleton Key)* and the really sweet ones coming up this fall (Flightplan, King Kong, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe, Serenity), I was tickled pink because I wouldn't have to sink to the level of watching romantic comedies to get my movie fixes - no, no, I could safely ignore everything ungeeky, because damn, there's just so much this year.
And then I found out that there's a movie that I can't easily slip into the geeky glove - and I'm anticipating it far, far more than any of the above.
They're doing Rent as a movie. And there's a blog, too.
* Yes, we saw War of the Worlds. It sucked.
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