I am so freaking miserable right now. Sam gave me this cough thing that he had, see. I was thinking - just a cough? No big deal, right?
Right, well, I haven't slept for more than 60 contiguous minutes for the last three days. My throat feels like someone took a lawn aerator and went to work in there. Eating anything that isn't frozen just simply kills. Even cool water hurts to drink.
Can someone just knock me out and wake me up when it's over?